It was none other than the club chairman Tom Westgate who we lined up as caption fodder in the last edition. Why was his face so painfully contorted? Why was it covered in ice? What had made his lips turn purple, and why were those goggles such a strange shade of yellow, (was it to match the Dark Peak purple?). Quite a few of you addressed the goggles question, and it was Tim Hawley’s perseverance in doing so that has finally brought him the glory that he’s craved for years through his repeat multiple entries. His winning words: “Yeah, it’s an old army trick. Pissing in your goggles keeps them clear.” In second place, Tom himself, picturing himself as some kind of latter-day Scott of the Antarctic: “Last entry: ‘For God’s sake look after our club’.”
This time, we turn to the Edale Skyline kit check, where Stewart Kemp and Kenny Turner were drawing great amusement from something that seemed to be lurking around Kenny’s nether regions. Or were they? As ever, the only limits to what was going on here are in your imagination. Over to you…
