Pertex time tomorrow night, and there is still time for you to do your bit for truth and justice! Don’t fall into the trap of thinking that the Pertex holder must already know all the really interesting scandal and gossip. They don’t, possibly because everybody falls into the trap of thinking that the Pertex holder must already know all the really interesting scandal and gossip. There are some very very strong candidates this year, and I think I have a reasonable idea of who they are, but extra titbits of colour and detail would not go amiss. And there must be so many people who have done so many silly things that probably deserve a mention amongst the also-rans. Please make sure I know about them. Emails, texts or phone calls all gratefully received up to 8pm tomorrow night, and I promise I’ll treat them in the strictest confidence. I’m a journalist; you can trust me. Thanks in anticipation. Dave Holmes
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