{"id":2725,"date":"2014-01-01T10:25:22","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T10:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/?p=2725"},"modified":"2014-01-02T11:47:48","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T11:47:48","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/2725","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition Winter 2013\/2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was none other than the club chairman Tom Westgate who we lined up as caption fodder in the last edition. Why was his face so painfully contorted? Why was it covered in ice? What had made his lips turn purple, and why were those goggles such a strange shade of yellow, (was it to match the Dark Peak purple?). Quite a few of you addressed the goggles question, and it was Tim Hawley\u2019s perseverance in doing so that has finally brought him the glory that he\u2019s craved for years through his repeat multiple entries. His winning words: \u201cYeah, it\u2019s an old army trick. Pissing in your goggles keeps them clear.\u201d In second place, Tom himself, picturing himself as some kind of latter-day Scott of the Antarctic: \u201cLast entry: \u2018For God\u2019s sake look after our club\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time, we turn to the Edale Skyline kit check, where Stewart Kemp and Kenny Turner were drawing great amusement from something that seemed to be lurking around Kenny\u2019s nether regions. Or were they? As ever, the only limits to what was going on here are in your imagination. Over to you\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dpfr.org.uk\/uploads\/blog\/pictures\/2014-01-01--2013-14-winter-caption-comp.JPG\" alt=\"2014-01-01--2013-14-winter-caption-comp.\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was none other than the club chairman Tom Westgate who we lined up as caption fodder in the last edition. Why was his face so painfully contorted? Why was it covered in ice? What had made his lips turn purple, and why were those goggles such a strange shade [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[154],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carshare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/73"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dpfr.org.uk\/wp_dpfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}